operation harelip BJ is a go
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sext me about skeletons
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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