Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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