If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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