Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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