Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Can I color on your dick again?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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