I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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