yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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