A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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