Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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