S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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