That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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