My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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