I only kidnapped one of them. chill
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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