I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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