So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
