I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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