so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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