sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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