I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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