I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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