i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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