what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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