Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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