Yo dont text me then not text me
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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