I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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