fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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