Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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