What should our trivia night team be named?
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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