Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
