awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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