Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i dont even know how to be here
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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