Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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