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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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