A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just found puke in my bra..
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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