You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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