Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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