Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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