Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
