i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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