Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
