If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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