Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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