whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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