Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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