I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
