i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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