You made me cry and you don't even care
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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