Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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