she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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