This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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