i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
