she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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