Need sex. Gaining weight.
either way he was missing a nipple.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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