Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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