we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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