I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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